May 2012
As soon as I leave my car to drop off the package, I end up having to go pee again.
I need to get out of this post office before I get arrested for public indecency.
But where are my keys.
I think this white guy just walked through my piss, realized it, and gave me a stink face.
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Olivia
You can’t choose your nickname because Liv is also hers.
I call you Oprah doe.
Or Pete.
Olivia #2
I’m sure you’re a lovely person.
But you can’t compete with Olivia #1.
It’s just too much for you.
And my cum is reserved for mamichula.
So stop asking me.
Olivia #2
I will not cum for you.
But the important thing is my bladder is no longer full.
I didn’t pee myself or inside my car.
And so far I haven’t been arrested or fined.
Feels good.
Omg I just had to hit splinter cell mode to piss in public on government property.
Why’d I drink so much punch yo.
April 2012
So two out of 4 rolls were ruined. Luckily it’s the one I think I did terrible on and the medium format film.
Just picked up two more rolls to use. Gotta get these other ones done fast. Last week to turn them in.
Well, you’re welcome.
Thanks for kicking me off the one little thing I had.
Watchkidxforever:
Prison Rape 101
LMFAO
kaleidasy:
Clouds-The Pharcyde
We need to get...
Come back now stranger
What are ya sellin?
What are ya buyin?
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Fuck, this is my new icon now/ebay picture.
jxr replied to your post: I honestly feel like all of my money lately has been coming from ebay sales.
I honestly feel like all of my money lately has...
When did I ever become a merchant?
A damn good one too?
Now all I ever look forward to now are messages or texts from people saying they want to buy something from me.
Fuck your conversation. I want your money.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve drunken at least 80 oz of water today alone. I have yet to use the bathroom.
My piss better have a pH of 7 and be able to safely water plants.
Why did I think it was a good idea to put on Reservoir Dogs on for my mom while she braided my aunt’s hair?
It’s honestly been too long since I’ve seen this.
I completely forgot how Mr. Brown starts off the movie talking about some smut getting banged out by some dude with a big dick.
Most awkward scene to endure with my mom. The nigga Tarantino held nothing back in terms of...
nahchillhomebro:
ogyawn:
Noah, don’t make me roll up my pant leg.
Nair for men ass nigga
Glue it to your face you baby butt ass nigga.
I have hair where it matters.
Noah, don’t make me roll up my pant leg.
Nair for men ass nigga
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Swarmed by my cousins right now.
Someone needs to save me.
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No matter how early I get my family ready
We’ll never be at church on time.
Always finding things to make us late.
